CLASSIC TEE'S

IF I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU... PLEASE COOPERATE

ESPRESSO MARTINI CLUB

I AM AFRAID OF GIRLS - BACKPRINT

AUTISTIC AND READY TO F^CK

NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME

EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE

IF YOU TRYNA SCARE ME. I AM TERRIFIED OF BOOBS

EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR LATINA

FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR PROBLEMS. MAYBE THEY WILL LEAVE YOU TOO

EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE

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I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE BOOZE